DDR IPO Edition
DDR will be rolling out new features, including two commercial breaks, a rotating list of corporate sponsors (we warmly welcome Gillette as this week’s sponsor!) and a new user login system that requires your credit card information (PayPal also accepted with a 3.5% convenience fee).
These changes have been optimized to enhance the end-user experience. An ad-free version will be launching later this fiscal year, and we look forward to welcoming our DDR gold tier members to the top of the roster. Those who do not wish to be gold tier members can unsubscribe by sending notice and a small blood sacrifice to our Gold Tier Fulfillment Office, but given the anticipated popularity of this program (and its highly reasonable $45/month fee) we have opted all members into the gold tier subscription by default.
We thank you for continuing to choose DDR. Without you, our executive compensation packages and super bowl ad buys wouldn’t be possible. And above all, we thank our shareholders.
At the Insanity Complex
100 Skate Park Drive
Madison, AL