Dance Dance Revolution!
If you’d have told me a month ago that DDR planning would still be under Andrea’s control, I’d have laughed in your face. I would have quipped something like “She doesn’t even plan any events in advance!” Yet, here we are. Nobody has opposed her since, and now she is twisting the meaning, the very essence of DDR itself. She uses us for her science, while she sabotages the dance pads! She’s releasing limited edition DDRs now, and that is the last straw.
We may stand for this corruption no longer!
I say we take back DDR, one timeslot at a time! Our battle will be hard, and the resistance will be strong, but if we stick together, Andrea and her editors cannot stop us all! We will take back DDR from her dark grasp, and we will dance freely for life! For any who dance under her regime do so in the shadows, with no honor, and with no pride. A life without light is no life at all.
This revolt means little without you. As your humble revolutionary, I have only opened the gate, you must sign up and be there at Insanity Complex Madison. Be on the front lines with me! I can’t win this fight alone.