DDR November Edition (hail Queen Ampersandrea)
It’s DDR day again. As you have no doubt noticed, my absence has caused the event to devolve into petty squabbles over property rights and power structures. Rest assured that I have taken swift action to restore order and usher in a new era of peace and prosperity for our weekly DDR events. As always, we appreciate your subservience.
The queen sends her regards, and for those feeling bold, her enforcement officers.
– Andrea(&rea)