DDR
If you play DDR with us it will make all of your wildest dreams come true. Even that weird one with your grandpa in it. You know the one, with the submarine and the carousel.
On a more serious note, DDR has been identified as a stepping stone between the pits of human squalor and the peaks of our loftiest aspirations. Why not take that step, as well as several others? That’s how the game works, after all.
Send this DDR to 10 of your friends or get hit by a cement truck.