DDR
Fun fact: We call it DDR but it’s actually ITG, which stands for “In The Groove.” There are a few key differences between DDR and ITG, but I don’t actually know what they are. If anyone knows of someone who would be annoyed by my conflation of the two, please send them my way so I can annoy them.
This event was foiled last week due to the Declaration of Independence, which means that we are entitled to compensation from Nicolas Cage, in the sum of $4.50/person. Mr Cage has so far declined to comment on the matter and deferred all correspondence to his attorney’s office. If you would like to collect your $4.50, please bring your notarized paperwork with you.
This event takes place at the Insanity Complex.
100 Skate Park Drive
Madison, AL 35758