DDR
11/10 doctors recommend DDR. Studies have shown DDR improves mental and physical well-being and can make you better at literally everything. Taylor Swift struggled with self doubt and lack of confidence and seemed doomed to a life of retail work at the local Dollar Tree (you know, the one across from the Mapco where that loud pickup truck likes to rev its engine obnoxiously?) until she tried DDR and achieved her dreams. You want to be the next Taylor Swift, right?
Well then you better show up to DDR.
Five minutes of DDR is equivalent to unsmoking 15 cigarettes and undrinking 35 beers. Albert Einstein said that compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world and that DDR is the first seven.
“And those who never arrived at DDR were cast into a lake of boredom and mild disappointment,” Revolutions 4:20
Historians believe that if Leonardo da Vinci had access to DDR, the Mona Lisa would have been a series of paintings that formed a complete graphic novel with a compelling lesbian romance arc instead of one boring frame of a woman smirking.
At the Insanity Complex
100 Skate Park Drive
Madison, AL 35758