DDR Will Be Lit Edition
I can’t believe I’m saying this–in much the same way I can’t believe it’s not butter–but DDR will be akin to a beacon representing Gondor’s distress (that is to say, lit)–but that matter aside (matter obviously being used in the rhetorical rather than scientific sense), it goes without saying (despite the inevitability of my saying it) that your attendance would contribute rather than interfere with the furtherance of DDR’s similarity to the aforementioned status of the aforementioned beacon representing aforementioned Gondor’s distress. To deepen the metaphor–or rather, to make it deeper compared to shallower things–we call for you to attend DDR just as Gondor called for aid.
To make a long story short–or, short compared to longer stories–DDR will be lit and your attendance would likewise be lit.
To make a short story even shorter, come to DDR.
At the Insanity Complex
100 Skate Park Dr
Madison, AL